Monday, June 2, 2008

Pucker Up and Bark like a Dog


All I can say is that I did not expect any of that. wait, did I say did not? I meant did. I totally did. I give this moviee 0.3 stars and here is why:
-it was terrible
-the worst movie I have ever seen
-a lot of sex scenes, but not even a second of it was tasteful
-an artist? that nobody knows is actually a "genius?" that gets his big break? and the woman who he has always wanted? enough said
I think we can all agree that this movie should stay in the arms of a wild baby wolf running into his mothers cave where she is dying. this vhs tape that i hold in my hand as i type will be destroyed, or given away to somebody less deserving.
please do me a favor and never watch this movie,
your friend and movie foe

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